Weird Dream…..

So…… I had the weirdest dream I have ever had in a long time. I guess you could call it a lucid/vivid dream because I woke up thinking “gosh, that felt too real!!” It was a conglomeration of some events of the day, week, month, years or so I think. A lot on my mind lately……

Ok, anyways, I don’t quite recall how it started cos I sleep in fits, waking up every dang 2/3hours….terrible habit! I found myself at my job, the building was my job, but it was very well my house in the dream. Cooking food and getting ready for some guests aka old friends from 9ja I ain’t seen in ages, as well as members of my choir. Booski and I had an argument so I was jejely minding my business in the kitchen when out of the corner of my eye, I saw the clouds getting thick and gray and I was like “bummer, storm on the way”. See the kitchen in my dream had a window looking out over the sink and the clouds were brewing thick horribleness.

Me being a lover or nature and all that jazz, I reached out for my phone to take pictures of the cloud formations when BOOM!! Outta the clouds came this huge air contraption! An Alien looking vessel, so huge! Probably the size of 3 football fields. Still fumbling with the phone to turn on my camera App, it suddenly shot sideways to the right out of my line of sight! Craning my neck as far as the sink, window and wall could allow, I called out to Booski, all the fight drained from me, “Boo, did you see that??” He answered gruffly that he was in the living room watching TV. “See what?”

Excitedly I report what I had just seen to him, and he could tell in my voice that our argument was over and I was genuinely terrified at whatever I had seen. He switched the Tv channels to CNN to see if the sighting was reported and it sure was, but as is the manner of the Mass Media, the reporters made jabs that the sightings were probably hoaxes and could not confirm Aliens or UFOs in the air.

Booski said to close the curtains, keep safe and call our guests that dinner was cancelled. In the process of shutting the curtains, see, the house was on a street that ended in a lake or pond of some sort and out of nowhere, another vessel appeared in the skies over the lake. A smaller ship came out from the belly of the mothership and headed directly into the lake, making as little a splash as possible. Immediately Booski grabbed the landline and was dialing 911, no dial tone! I grabbed my cell phone that I had dropped on the coffee table, No Service!!! Jesu Gbawa!!!! Kii re?? What’s this???

As we were scrambling about all scared and worried, I still had time to say, “shey you too saw that now??? I am not crazy ooh!!! Cos now, you’ll be making fun of me and my annual viewings of the ‘Stargate’ series……” Silence from him…lol. The door bell rings and we were both wondering who will answer the door. Well na him be the man, make he open the door :p He goes to the door looking through the peephole and he looks back at me with huge eyes. Kai!!!! Temi bami I am thinking, Yeeeee the Aliens are at the door, so I peep out through one of the living room windows and see its our guests. I guess the look of surprise/shock/horror on his face was from the fact my friends dem plenty……lmao!

I rush past him at the door, open up and let my people in. Greetings and introductions all exchanged. As we started to settle down, first thing out of his mouth, “Are y’all crazy???? In this brewing storm, you guys still came??? Didn’t you hear about the alien invasion either?!!” One of my girls gave me side eye like huh, what’s up with that Moby? At that point I turned the Tv up louder and everybody went quiet at the news reports were still pouring in. At this time, ireporters had started sending in pictures and videos of what they had seen and filmed. A few of our guests that had some sort of network on their phones started surfing the Internet to find out more info. We were all mesmerized by the goings on when we started to feel a rumbling vibration accompanied with noise. We all darted to the windows facing the street to see what was going on.

Someone gave a word of caution that we should be careful and make sure we were not seen. See grown folks peeking from corners of shut curtains. We all saw this at the same time! The ground on the street started to swell up like something was about to burst out of it and CRACK! The ground opened up right in front of my house!!! You could hear every single person in the house hold their breathes in gasp, probably even the neighbors across the street and beside the house sef because it was deathly silent and this metallic alien looking vehicle erupted from the ground!

Nobody dared say a word lest we would be found peeping. It had a snout(that is what I can describe it as) coming out of the front of it. Attached to that was a light beam of some sort as it kinda scanned its environment. When the beam of light fell on our driveway, we all screamed, ran away from the windows and huddled deeper in the living room. Some shushing the rest so whatever that thing was on the street didn’t come to the door. Suddenly we heard a swooshing sound like it took off in the air. Swooshing, not a roar like a jet plane, just a swoosh. Kai!!! Wetin carry me come obodo again ooh. Few of my lady friends were already in tears, some other folks busy saying prayers and skabashing like crazy. The guys, were forming, no worries, we got your back. Me I just went to Booski and he held me tight and long and kissed me on the forehead saying, “we’ll get through this and get to the bottom of it.”

As all the consolations were going on we saw cop lights through the windows and shouted “Ope oooh, thank God!!!!” Finally, we go know wetin dey. Going back to the windows, we could see the gaping hole where this vehicle came out from. Kinda like what a sinkhole would look like. Cop cars littered where they could park. Then a thought came to mind, “Where is my car? Where is Booski’s car?? Where are my friends’ cars??? “Yeeeee!!! Gbese!!!” Someone exclaimed. “I don’t have insurance on that car!” I couldn’t help but laugh and so did a few other people. “In this terrible mess, na insurance you still dey think when we are apparently under attack???” Someone chided.

Booski opened the door as cops were knocking on doors to see what folks saw and knew and to make sure everyone was fine. We all poured out on the porch. It was a very wide and long porch but we were like 4 deep and 10 wide. The cops heading our way almost did a double take and Booski took on himself the role of class captain and said, we were having a little get together therefore, reason for the crowd from the house. Questions were raised as to what we saw and folks started responding. Funny thing was the cops just kept hmmming and awwwwing. Then one of them who seemed like the one in charge tried to settle the crowd. At this point our neighbors had all gathered in front of our house, standing where they could to avoid the gaping hole on the street. Making my beautifully groomed lawn look like a command post with cops and other officials attending to various groups of people asking questions. Media vehicles started arriving at the entrance to our street, I guess to get their scoop on the event.

Keep in mind, it was still mad cloudy out. The Chief cop or Commander or whatever the man in charge was called, tried to get everyone’s attention. He stood on a cruiser and spoke through his bullhorn. “Good evening guys, we apologize for the interruption of your evening plans, but what y’all have seen and witnessed here tonight is nothing but a military experiment that went rogue on us.” Huh??????

Are you kidding??? Which kain military thingy? Folks started opposing the statement. He raised his hands in the air to get us to calm down, one of the neighbors no gree. Na so he start to shout, “Tell the truth gadammit!!! The Government has been hiding these facts from the world for over 40 years!! We all know what we saw!!” Guy man don vex!!! Still the Chief went ahead trying to convince us it was not Aliens when the clouds opened up and BOOM!! The mothership appeared!!!

Na there my alarm wake me up! I promise this ain’t fiction. Blame it on the fact that I slept off to watching STARGATE Atlantis Season 5 finale when the stargate came back to earth after getting rid of the wraiths that managed to make it to earth. Honestly I woke up feeling like all that was real. Few missing scenarios in the dream but I would leave those out since I see this is one long rant.

Hope y’all were entertained 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 Very weird dream. My imagination must have run crazy before I slept sha :p

This had me laughing all day in recall.